im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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