Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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