People with herpes should wear stickers.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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