she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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