i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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