Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
40s are totally the cure
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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