Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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