Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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