All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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