I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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