is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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