apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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