We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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