Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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