I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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