"it" just moved
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
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yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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