Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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