That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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