Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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