What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
please come you make the beer taste better
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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