Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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