I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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