scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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