so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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