Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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