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  You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out

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  (540): You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out http://tfl.nu/n0iw
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  Submitted by loslocos on Jan 22, 11 at 3:58pm

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  At least she knows her role...

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  Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 22, 11 at 5:19pm

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  Geez. You don't have to watch.

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  Submitted by whattt on Jan 22, 11 at 3:56pm

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  How do you COOK chicken salad?

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    Submitted by Squall on Jan 22, 11 at 4:08pm

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    You make chicken salad with raw chicken? Stomach of steel! :p

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      Submitted by le_violiniste on Jan 22, 11 at 4:20pm

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      lol!

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  Submitted by maskedman on Jan 22, 11 at 11:58pm

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  My mother sent me this same exact text about a month ago. I wonder if she knows about TFLN.

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  Submitted by Taipan on Jan 23, 11 at 3:10pm

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  Sounds like their bromance isn't what it used to be...

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 23, 11 at 7:19am

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  Somebody is someone's bitch!

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  Submitted by monstura on Feb 2, 11 at 12:11am

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  He's keeping you in line.

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