he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You ate ashes out of my bong
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Randomize