Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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