I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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