You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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