id be glad to
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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