I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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