Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Floor bacon is actually really good
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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