I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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