How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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