He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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