I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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