This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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