She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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