If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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