She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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