People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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