I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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