found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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