you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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