My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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