Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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