Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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