Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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