did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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